schnootum

A Fart (to produce gas)

I just did a schnootum!
To Schnoot - To fart.
God that Schnootum stinks of egg!!

by My ass hurts April 27, 2007

Schnotty

A hybrid dog mix of a schnauzer breed and scotty breed.

My schnotty plays fetch well!

by diegoATLbear December 30, 2008

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

schnootz

Can be used as a verb or noun. Schnootz as a noun is commonly used to describe oxycontin. However it is also the name of the tool you use to snort the drug up your nose. As a verb it is used to describe to act of snorting the drug.

Pat Sloan is addicted to schnootz.

Let me use your schnootz, I lost mine.

Let's schnootz!

by hoochparlor August 16, 2010

shnooty noot

Smart

You passed all of your classes you must be very shnooty noot

by kaypie__ November 20, 2017

Schlooty

An adjective for a non-slutty person pretending to be slutty.

She looks schlooty in that dress.

by BenBenPCP June 15, 2019

Shnootyflopper

A fairly common disorder that causes those suffering to be unable to withstand the temptation of making societally-deemed inappropriate jokes, often in settings where they should not do so. Some popular examples include, "That's what she said", "Your mom", and so forth.

I'm sorry ma'am, I didnt mean to say your mom checks me out better than you check out my groceries, but I suffer from shnootyflopper.

by Sassyscoot June 24, 2019