schnook

One who performs unsolicited and unwanted tickling.

Person A: "I don't want to be tickled"
Person B: *tickles person A
Person A: "You schnook"

by The little Cabbages March 9, 2017

Tim Schnook

Nickname for Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, who unwittingly became a vassal to an incompetent and corrupt President of the United States.

There goes Tim Schnook running off to the White House again to pay tribute to and kiss the ass of Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026

Schnookie

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

by amadhatter March 13, 2009

Schmooks

A phrase started in late Chicago that can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or thank you. Similar to Glooks.

"Aye I got the 8-ball"
"Ite Schmooks on that"

by Jmoney2134 January 4, 2022

schnoogling

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schnorkel

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

by gingerrae March 29, 2010

Schnoop

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

by Jumpscare April 23, 2015