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AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars
AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs
by slick rick April 15, 2005
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Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?
1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"
by Clydieooo April 13, 2009
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bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!
by skittlepatle November 8, 2022
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German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
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schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.
Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.
by Leodog August 19, 2013
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Schnizers

Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
Schnizers, that hurt.
That's schnizers man.
by Wild Child June 20, 2004
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shnizer

The word shnizer can mean anything.
It can mean anything from the word Awesome, Shoot, or even "This Sucks".

(Shnizer Baby)
by Andrew Logan February 18, 2008
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