schnide

The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.

Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"

by sammyg056 May 5, 2014

schnide

The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.

When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.

by Justin Shore May 1, 2007

Schnide

Sneaky

Gemma said that she missed the bus but failed to mention that she was actually sinking a few drinks at the time. That was a little schnide.

by SilverBackJack March 5, 2019