Schnarf

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

by pleber May 13, 2006

schnarf schnarf

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.

humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)

by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009

schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

by tikaro May 29, 2003

schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.

I just schnarfed that shit...

by Sjiraff May 29, 2019

schnarf

Slang for cocaine

Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?

by Buck November 28, 2003

schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005

schnarf

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.

That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!

by Popa Skiff June 4, 2009