schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007

schnurf

The grunt-like sound made by bull-type game dogs, such as Pugs, English Bulldogges, Frenchies, and Staffies. Typically cute/endearing.

Oh my gosh! What cute little schnurfs that dog made!

by Adnauseum September 9, 2016

schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schnunk

To rub your head or cheek on someones upper body, for example the back or chest.

The guy schnunked me yesterday! I really thought like, I'm gonna schnunk him hard when I see him.

by RubortTheGreat February 15, 2008

schnufty

A word to describe going for a quick drink after work, used predominantly by the British.

"Fancy going for a quick schnufty after work?"

by DFC005 August 22, 2011

schnuff

a combination of snuff and stuff.
Synonymous with stuff.

1. why you got be smokin' on your schnuffity schuff?
2. schnuff times schnuff to the fourth power equals schnuffity schnuff.
3. I got better schnuff to do.

by ff8 April 8, 2004

Schnufflegloggen

a universal filler for any outburst of frustration

Mr. Carlile stubs his toe and immediately yells, "Schnufflegloggen!".

by Fleaman93 December 14, 2010