UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer
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Schmmfff, Schmmfffing, Schmmfffer, Schmmfffed
n. v. adj. adv. prep.
|shemff|
1. To engage in any type of sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. One who has reached veteran status.
4. A continuous act of kinky unordinary events.
5. Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
n. v. adj. adv. prep.
|shemff|
1. To engage in any type of sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. One who has reached veteran status.
4. A continuous act of kinky unordinary events.
5. Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
1. Lets get the schmmfff out of here.
2. I'm bleeding! Why did you schmmfff me so brutally?
3. That's a schmmfffing '93 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer!
4. Schmmffffff! (multiple f's exaggerate more emotion)
5. After downing the rook bottle of Captain Morgan, I could not stop schmmfffing around.
2. I'm bleeding! Why did you schmmfff me so brutally?
3. That's a schmmfffing '93 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer!
4. Schmmffffff! (multiple f's exaggerate more emotion)
5. After downing the rook bottle of Captain Morgan, I could not stop schmmfffing around.
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A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).
A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).
(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident
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How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!
Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?
Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?
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