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schmuf

UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer
Bob: Have you got any schmuf?
Schmufflepadr: What kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?
by Lukas667 July 22, 2010
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schmumched

Your dad schmumched that former queen, your majesty. The queen is dead. Long live the queen,!
by RoosterMcRoosterface May 22, 2022
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schmmfff

Schmmfff, Schmmfffing, Schmmfffer, Schmmfffed
n. v. adj. adv. prep.
|shemff|
1. To engage in any type of sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. One who has reached veteran status.
4. A continuous act of kinky unordinary events.
5. Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
1. Lets get the schmmfff out of here.
2. I'm bleeding! Why did you schmmfff me so brutally?
3. That's a schmmfffing '93 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer!
4. Schmmffffff! (multiple f's exaggerate more emotion)
5. After downing the rook bottle of Captain Morgan, I could not stop schmmfffing around.
by Vince Young September 15, 2005
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Schmurf

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).
(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident
by Weirdodude February 13, 2013
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Schmumby

schmumby are retards
by yupperdupper June 17, 2022
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Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.
Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.
by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019
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schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.
How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?
by Norberto March 12, 2008
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