Schmucky McSchmuck

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.

Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.

by heart ass December 3, 2004

Schmucky

A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes

Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

by Geena-ish July 26, 2008