somosexual

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...

John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual

by tae619 September 7, 2015

ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇

Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯

by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020

shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010

schoolsexual

The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other natural sexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.

Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?

Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.

by yakubian February 1, 2018

SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.

Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.

by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009

Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.

by Caseysace June 15, 2011

Schoolsexual

HA! Caught you, stop making up these fake sexuality you homophobic people, it mocks the LGBTQ community :/

Random person: I’m schoolsexual am I VAILD? 🥺
Me: no -shoots them with a gun-

by Gacha werido February 23, 2021