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schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005
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schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable
Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.
by Presti June 24, 2008
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Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008
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schmerkle

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight
by batandball February 8, 2010
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schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.
Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!
by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018
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schmogley

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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