Schlong around the cone

A popular adult party game from the 1970s. Cones are usually provided.

Who's in for a jolly round of Schlong around the cone?

by coneaisseur June 14, 2020

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oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

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Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

by Thomas M. July 21, 2008

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Schlongevity

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

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