schmökelt 

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

schmökelt by 0leep November 10, 2020

Schmental 

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

Schmental by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

schmogerty 

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

schmogerty by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schmont

Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.

Positive reference:

"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"

Negative reference:

"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"

As a name or nickname:

"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"

Schmont by jellin February 3, 2010

Schoentrup 

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

Schoentrup by Office Bud June 24, 2010

schmovement 

Something they can't handle.

The guy at the tournament nearly wet his pants when he saw my schmovement.

schmovement by DreamyTwice:) March 11, 2021

scomments 

A form of spam affecting web page comment boxes. Spammers send their messages automatically to websites that allow comments to be posted (often a blog) in the same way that "regular" spam is sent to private e-mail accounts.

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scomments by Mike42 September 12, 2005