SCHMEVINS

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

Shmerved

Really drunk or under the influence of some drug

Yo man im so shmerved right now.

by Don Chepe May 17, 2010

Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.

by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015

Schmevulon

Schmevulon is the schmevulon... it is what it is

That’s SO schmevulon

by Doophne January 21, 2019

Schmerlz

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."

On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.

by ydassa June 30, 2009

schmev

A baseball player who thinks highly of himself.

Man, Brendan's being a real schmev today.

by dashawnpatrick May 15, 2023

schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010