schmentai

german hentai

person 1 : yo you wanna watch some hentai?
person 2 : nah man id rather watch schmentai

by schmentai September 24, 2019

Schmenna

The term given for a light skinned mexican-mennonite. The language spoken is known as low-german where regular german (as spoken in Germany) is known as high german. Its more of a slang language of proper german. They originated in a community known as Chihuahua in Mexico as farmers and other agricultural sectors. They migrated north and are found in Central US, as well as Canada, mostly in Manitoba and Ontario. Common names used by themselves are: Jake, Issaac, Helen, Mary, Henry, Anita, Margaret among others. Common features are, large protruding ears, square shaped heads, black hankerchief worn by female after married. Dresses in cowboy gear except wears a baseball cap with the mesh in the back (cheese grater) Commonly shortformed as "Schmen" Can be found in dictionaries as "mennonites" and "white mexican"

Quit being such a schmenna.

Stop acting like a schmen.
Wear some deodorant, you smell like a schmenna.

by millsy200 January 22, 2010

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Schwenkalicious

Girl with a fine ass booty- a play on fergalicious

DAMN that bitch is schwenkalicious

by Edl5054 September 26, 2009

coop schmeal

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal

Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!

by zeynep December 8, 2004

Semental

Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.

Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares

"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"

by BWCVictor June 2, 2021

schmetlap

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse

When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.

by James Goldstein/Levi Norviel May 31, 2007