Schmeegan

A Keegan that is so cool is name has to be changed

Yo dude that Schmeegan on tv last night was so lit

by Messyysniper June 12, 2018

Schmeed

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

by Mama’s banana January 2, 2020

Schmeebadoobus

Everything except for shortbread

Yall fw schmeebadoobus?

by HarleyCantAim December 27, 2024