Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.

for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“

by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021

Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011