schmaltzy

Yiddish. of, pertaining to, or characterized by schmaltz. Overly emotional. Cheesy sentiment, grandiose passion usually accompanied by effusive or overly-demonstrative gesticulations.

Superlative combination of sincerity and sentimentality. Abundance of enthusiasm or excitement. Usually one-sided, always over-the-top. Can be misconstrued as meretricious in nature, though that's not usually the case.

Often off-putting.
"Strangers with that kind of honesty make me go the big rubbery one" Narrator, Fight Club

H. Helpington: Omigod! Thank you SO MUCH. You're freaking amazing! Life as I know it would cease to exist if you hadn't come along. When there was no other light in my life you, wonderful you, shined on. You kept me safe and sane and you helped me when I couldn't help myself. 'll be grateful to you always. Hookers should be so lucky to have a heart of gold like yours. I think I love you a little. Thank you friend.

ABB: Shut it. Don't make me bitch-slap the stupid out you. I friggin' hate it when you're schmaltzy like that. Jeez chri, you're not going gay on me are ya? I told you I'm not like that. Anyway, you're welcome. Now show me what you really learned about STFU.

by HelpyHelpington December 13, 2010

schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

by demon816 November 20, 2010

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

schvantz

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

schmanzy

If the word "Fancy" doesn't cover it, this oughta do the trick.

Ey, that schizophrenic centipide of yours is reallty fancy schmanzy!!!

by ingrid December 27, 2004