schlossered

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.

1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

by because im short May 4, 2022

schlosser

A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.

Shit, here comes that Schlosser, get the taser and give Bozarth some drank.

by Ned McCaster December 16, 2007

Schnouser

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.

"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"

by duality8808 September 1, 2011

schloube

a person who has intimate relations with farm animals.

Person 1: Dude, get that schloube out of my barn

Person 2: Yeah, I wouldnt trust me anywhere near your cow.

by Ted E. Bear July 30, 2008

schlossed

Drunk and horny

After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.

by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013