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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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schlobberknockered

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.
by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004
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schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.
he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.
by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007
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Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...
Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers
by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021
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Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
by Disco Stu December 30, 2003
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Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.
"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"
by Excelsior December 28, 2005
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Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.
"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."
by Schlobbering December 2, 2018
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