Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Schloofy

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

Schlomo

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

by schlommy September 19, 2021

Schloog

A massive penis

I'm gonna grab your schloog.

by Schloog Master December 19, 2018

no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009