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von schlieffened

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.
Fuck They Von Schlieffened us
by Vombat May 2, 2020
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schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
"That guy is a total schoeffel"
by Mark April 24, 2004
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schoenfeld

To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.

To do things without thinking.

Drink to excess and not remember anything.
She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.

Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.

Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.
by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009
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Schlieffen Plan

Kissing a girl on the lips and slowly kissing lower and lower until you get to the pussy. For all you World War I buffs, if you get stopped outside the border its the First Battle of the Marne. If she quoefes, it is the Battle of the Ypres.
I was goin down on my gal usin the Schlieffen Plan.
by J Faust February 9, 2005
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schlieffen

This word can be used as a substitution of "stuff" or a less vulgar term for "shit". It is scientifically proven that 87% of Americans find schlieffen to be more "fun" to say". Also, "Schlieffentag".
Now that's just a load o' schlieffen.

AH KAN' BUH-LEEEEE' DAT SCHLIEFFEN!
by John Foppe August 14, 2003
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schōffel

When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash
Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash
by Schōffel smash lord March 4, 2019
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Schlieffen Plan

The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.
Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.
by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004
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