Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"

by Lanfill February 21, 2011

The schlitz

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.

I woke up this morning with The schlitz because I drank a whole 24 pack,

by DrDeadAche September 7, 2017

Schlitz

The creation of a new orifice in a person's body, followed by intercourse with the incision.

Don't fall asleep at that party, those dudes will totally schlitz you.

by octopusofthesea November 9, 2010

Schlitz

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.

by J-Roc in the Heezy October 8, 2008

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003

Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.

"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."

by Landshark30 May 13, 2015