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To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
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by Eckersley July 30, 2016

Schlick Flick

A romantic movie that causes female viewers to become aroused and pleasure themselves.

I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.

50 Shades of Grey

by frostbite36 February 21, 2015

schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

She Schlicks September

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.

She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.

by Sandyman November 2, 2021

Schlick Pop

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.

G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!

by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004

Schlicke

"Schlicke" is an insult you can use on your friends in any scenario.

It is very common to use it as another version of "stupid" or goofy.

Bro 1: Yo bro, i bought the new COD MW3

Bro 2: You schlicke, stop schlicking around, that game is such a bad game.

Bro 1: No it aint schlicke, you're the one schlicking around, schlickster

by Therealonefromthestreets December 14, 2023