schlemovitz

When something is kind of slimey but also really cool

The name Gleb is so slimey sounding but also cool, oh it’s so schlemovitz

by SomeDyde September 4, 2018

Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021

Schlembob

A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!

I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.

by Alex Bunting December 1, 2004

Shlempo

A limp ween

I went to Brads house last night and he kept slappin me in the face with his dirty ol shlempo

by shlemp slinger June 30, 2020

Schmempo

A slur for disabled German people

Pronounced: Sh-mem-po

That kid over there in the wheelchair is a schmempo.

by Gruntius The Large April 4, 2023

Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery

Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in

by uzi puzi September 20, 2024