schlemovitz

When something is kind of slimey but also really cool

The name Gleb is so slimey sounding but also cool, oh it’s so schlemovitz

by SomeDyde September 4, 2018

Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021

schlabobbelled

The act of being deceived; or extremely intoxicated

I heard you went to Sara's house last night. Did you get some pussy?
No! She schlabobbelled me.

or

Dude, pick up your phone, we are out getting fuckin' schabobbelled

by Ejdub December 29, 2007

Schlempo

A real Bitcherooni

Wow, Stephanie is acting like a real schlempo right now

by El Schlempo September 18, 2019

schmombobled

The act of being gobsmacked

Taylor: I’m so confused
David: You’ve been schmombobled!

by Hotfraclin February 28, 2022