Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

schleep

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004

Schleep

When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep

When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.

by Riton October 10, 2018

Schleep

The action of ignoring, 'dissing', or disapproving of what one is saying to you.

Man1: "Bro, the Browns are better than the Packers!" Man2: "Nigga?! Schleep!"

by lilcadet101 March 6, 2015

schleep

Bruh. Give up.

Hernandez: Im not spanish
Bobby: I'm schleep

by tifdn July 8, 2016

schleep

Bruh. Dead. I'm done.

Hernandez: I'm not Spanish at all
Kenyon: I'm schleep

by tifdn September 11, 2016

schleem

Noun - Weed

Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed

“Yo, did you take my schleem?”

“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”

by schleemer01 October 14, 2019