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Shitubricant

Also referred to as pooplube and crapstroglide. Used mostly in situations where natural vaginal lubricant is secreted, but does not meet the AMA (American Medical Association) requirements for vaginal penetration. A licensed medical professional makes a small incision between the vaginal wall and the anal wall causing a small leakage of fecal matter. This fecal matter mixed with the non compliant vaginal lubricant and makes a compliant and AMA recommended mixture call Shitubricant.
Her vagina was to dry and did not meet medical requirements for penetration. Now after the procedure her vagina is back and better than ever with shitubricant.
by Flippy McFlipperson August 20, 2011
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Scituate High School RI

The cheapest fucking school filled with people who think they're the shit. It's just great when your walking over the little connector when it's raining because you can get a really nice shower and nearly fall to your death from tripping over the buckets used to collect the rain water. Also there are occasional centipedes and other insects. You are either hot or cold in the building there is no in between. Also if the soap runs out in the bathroom there may not be any more in there for a week or more thanks to the janitors doing their job so well. Girls will literally give you the dirtiest looks in the hallways for no reason at all.
by yelhsa17 February 3, 2017
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frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin
my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved
by badback9 June 13, 2011
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schitari

Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.
Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.
by chow Meister November 16, 2012
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Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.
*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.
by Randiforous April 1, 2011
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Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.
Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.
by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003
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