To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.
Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
by Unclefester April 17, 2015
Get the Jeff schilling mug.Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.
Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.
by Bitcher April 8, 2004
Get the schillinger mug.The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
by Dureiz March 24, 2011
Get the Mr. Schiller mug.by tobiasrieper July 21, 2022
Get the Schibbi Wibbi mug.An extremely conservative style of play utilized in sports games to maximize the chances of victory. Typically associated with players who "milk the clock" or minimize passing the ball while ahead.
Dude, why you gotta play that Nick Schild ball? Just snap the ball and get on it with it already. Running is for pussies.
by Van Patton January 11, 2009
Get the Nick Schild Ball mug.you're eating something on the couch at 3am and your friend says "let me have some." you say "no." he says "just a schlibibble." you roll your eyes "ok, just a schlibibble"
also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"
also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"
by KateyKate September 7, 2010
Get the Schlibibble mug.A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.
Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"
Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.
Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"
Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.
Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."
"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."
"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"
*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."
"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"
*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022
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