Schiavo

1. Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation

2. A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.

3. adj. Vegetative; physically inactive; in need of a feeding tube

To be extremly hungry; starving to death....

“Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”

by Freudiannic April 20, 2006

Schiavo

1. A brain dead person in Florida who is the subject of some recent controversy due to the mis-pronounciation of her living will, which is nonexistent, thus furthering the irony. Dividing the country into "Life" or "Don't waste money on the brain dead chick" groups.
2. Another term for a discussion on life and death.
3. Schiavo as in schiavoed, schiavoed, to be put to death due to the lack of a living will.
4. One persons private opinion on Schiavo. Opinion may be: "Life! No one should ever die" or "Well, she's a brain dead vegetable, and whats the use of a brain dead vegetable that you can't eat?".

I personally support them pulling the plug on Schiavo because, well, she can't think, love, or do anything. She's a fucking vegetable, people.

by I'd rather not say, as the nazis will come after me for supporting my own opinions. May 13, 2005

schiavoed

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010

schiavoed

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

by bofanD February 26, 2009

schiavo

To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"

by Justin Style June 30, 2005

Schiavoed

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

by joe April 13, 2005