joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

Schmohawk

A douche bag driver.

Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.

by jojo20 September 23, 2007

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015