Sheetzfaced

1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.

Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.

2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.

Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.

I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...

He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...

Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...

by Vela... October 16, 2008

Schnetzenfiegel

when a person has sex with animal then eats it

Robby:i schnetzenfiegeled that bacon i had for breakfast
Ben: Dude, that's fucking disgusting

by BERjesus August 20, 2008

Schnetzenberger

A sexual act consisting of a female humping a guy without penetrating while a male/female midget sucks your dick

"Hey! Robby I heard you got a Schnetzenberger last night."
"Fuck yeah that midget sucked me dry"

by BerJesus June 4, 2008

sheetz

sheetz is an incredible gas station found in the united states with incredible bathrooms

I like to yeet at Sheetz.

by expressionofdepression November 28, 2018

schnetzngiggle

The act of masturbating under the table of a restaurant.

"Robby, why do you have a grin on your face, its only Chilis?"

"Dude, Brogan, I totally just pulled a schnetzngiggle like two minutes ago while I was giving my order!"

by Turkeysandwich646464 June 12, 2008

Sheetz Walk

A walk from the campus of Waynesburg University made by university cross country runners all the way the Sheetz gas station and then back to campus.

Example of a Sheetz Walk:
On Thursday night of camp we will as a team walk down to Sheetz and back.

by Smitty134 December 9, 2011

sheetz

A gas station/sandwich shop. Those who have been to a sheetz know if you see a long line of customers placing orders, you can e-butt your way into their system by knowing their MTO push button system and quickly order a sub before they finish.

Joe: "Damn look at the long MTO line at sheetz!"

Bill: "Don't worry man I know what I want."

(Punches in an order at lightning speed)

Joe: "Those obese individuals just got PWN3D."

Bill: "I totally H4x0R3D the system and got my jr. roast beef"

by j to the drizzle October 9, 2006