scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

by The Real LG March 14, 2007

Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

-or-

Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

-or-

Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

-or-

Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008

Let's cheese it!

Bender's (Futurama Character) famous phrase that means run.
Usually used when you are in trouble and you want to run.

Family friendly: Selling packs of sugar to other kids, police comes
Kid says: Let's cheese it!

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018

Daddy’s cheese

Dairy product made form the breast milk of a male

I want some of daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021

scheesh

an expression used when frustrated.

Scheesh, did you have to spill that?

by Caslaikove November 14, 2013

Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.

"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."

by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017

Scheisekopf

Shithead, dummy, stupid boy, merry christmas (and a happy new year)

Filippo:
scheisekopf

Erica:
wats that mean??

Filippo:
it means merry christmas
in german
and a happy new year

by Hangover December 21, 2009