Schamber

One who sneaks into a conversation in a ninja like fashion and proceeds to hi-jack it by changing the subject.

A.J. managed to schamber his way into the conversation and now we're talking about printer ink.

by Evan12203 February 7, 2010

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

Schomberg

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people

I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com

by Schombergian May 9, 2012

schaumburg

a large town in northeast illinois, west of chicago. Pop. consists of over 85,000 people. Includes one of the largest (and cleanest) malls in america, (Woodfield). Most schools are taught by educators with a masters and doctorite in teaching. Places of interest: Prairie Center for the Arts, Septemberfest, and Woodfield Mall. High Schools: Schaumburg High School (home of the saxons); and James B. Conant High School (home of the cougars). Schaumburg is also named after a city that resides in Germany, so it makes sense that most of the residents are german. The happiest place on earth!

1. Yesterday I went to Schaumburg and shopped at Woodfield Mall.

2. I go to Schaumburg High School, and I run on the cross country team.

by shapplemapple November 13, 2006

Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

Schaumburg

A Northwest suburb of Chicago. It has a population of approximately 75,000 and is on the 2007 list of top 10 places to live in the US. It is near Woodfield Mall, the mall with the most shopping space in the country. It is also host to a number of restaurants and a great deal of other businesses and stores. It includes housing from affordable to very high end with excellent school districts. Most high school students who live in Schaumburg go to Schaumburg HS in Schaumburg, Conant HS in Hoffman Estates (a neighboring town), or Hoffman Estates HS. Towns near Schaumburg include Hoffman Estates, Barrington (in all varieties from Barrington Hills to South Barrington), Invernes, Rolling Meadows, Palatine, and Hanover Park in addition to a few more. With decent traffic conditions Schaumburg is less than an hour drive from Chicago.

"I like living in Schaumburg."

by Richard Feynman June 22, 2007

schaumburg

Schaumburg is quite possibly the best place to live in North West suburbia. Those who visit Schaumburg will find new development every where, including a beautiful and thriving Town Square, affordable to very upscale housing, and Woodfield Mall (need I say more?) Education opportunities in Schaumburg inlcude Blue Ribbon winning elementary schools, progressive junior middle schools, and high schools that achieve above state and national standards educationaly and compete with the best athletically. If it's arts and entertainment your looking for, Schaumburg is home to many community ensembles and theatre programs and hosts big name artists year round. The people of Schaumburg are modest, well rounded people who choose not to boast, but to let the strengths of the population and city speak for its self.

I'm going to Schaumburg this weekend on a business trip and I'm staying at a 4 star hotel, going out to eat at one of the many fine restaraunts, and finishing all of my holiday shopping. And I'm never going back to Libertyville.

by kbrajabroniehonie2 December 28, 2005