slerpes

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

by Marle Forge May 13, 2008

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SPErpes

SPERPES refers to an outbreak of herpes amongst the brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, hence the SPE - ERPES.

The brothers of the SigEp chapter at Vanderbilt University all contracted SPERPES from their groupies.

by SPERP April 26, 2007

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Scerpies

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpies!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPIES!

by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010

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serpes

A venerial disease contractable by having sex with the reptilian aliens who masquerade as humans and control all world governments.

"Did you hear she got serpes? Yeah, she's been sleeping with a senator.

by AsaTJ May 30, 2011

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The virus caught by those new to search engine marketing. Typically characterized by beginning to use the abbreviation SERPs in conversation and email. Further, those newly infected will display a heightened interest in analytics and any shred of information regarding the algorithms that determine how pages rank in search engines.

Leads to becoming an Algoholic.

Ooh boy I just gave my new clients teh Serpes - they just sent me links to Search Engine Watch articles from 2004.

by GFrench February 23, 2008

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