scatty

the way u feel in the morning after a night of being intoxicated on any type of drug

jimbo:"alrite mate how u feel this morning after last nite at the rave?"
jonny:"not to good mate,i feel a bit scatty"

by Pidgehen April 18, 2005

scatty

Someone that's had too many e's or other class A's.

Also applies to scatty scag'eads who'd do anything to get a bag of brown.

"Look at the state on that scatty pill'ead"

"You do wha? Chip, yuh scatty coont"

by T August 02, 2003

scatty

A person who can't think straight... or just can't think.

...also, ditsy

Big brother chics are scatty

by koolmodee February 22, 2005

scatty

Someone who is messy, or generally disorganised. They could also be lanky, or wear scraggy clothes. See scatter scat

Look at that creature emeril, how very scatty.

by Al October 13, 2004

scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.

Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.

by Googles January 08, 2004

scatty

1. A jokes site for kids and all the family !

www.scatty.com

2. Description of a bad joke

1. Hey, do you like bad jokes? Go to scatty.com!
2. "Man, that joke sure was scatty!" or "That was a scatty joke!"

by Sparkles! September 29, 2003

Scatty Batty

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.

You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.

by Andy McColl May 25, 2008