Scatman buckshot

When standing over a girl as she fingers your prostate from your anus. so you can simultaneously Blow a load on her belly and blast watery lube filled shit all over her chest and or face.

Dude that chick was kinky last night she let me scatman buckshot her.

by dutchscum April 20, 2009

The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015

shartman

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

by the original shartman January 11, 2009

a Swartzman

To act like a fool even though you are wrong.

Jason pulled a swartzman when he thought tigers came from Africa.

by Radar_220 January 1, 2009

Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!

Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

scattman's world

An awsome techno song on youtube; look it up.

( guy 1 ) "hey you should look up that awsome song on youtube!"
( guy 2 ) "whats it called again?"
( guy 1 ) "scattman's world!"

by omg my name got taken March 14, 2010

Scatman

Ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

(I'm the scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

by Bundle of Nonsense June 23, 2022