slaganoid

1. A land manatee.

2. A land dwelling species of manatee.

3. An extremely large, fat, or bulky woman, usually the vice principal of a private school.

"Dude, slaganoids are taking over Florida!"

by unreal fornicator April 30, 2009

Sharanoid

When someone is feeling paranoid and try to avoid it by sharing the information with a friend that is near, just to be shureof whats going on.

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-Man, i think those pigeons are really pissed of! I think they're coming to get me! is that just in my head? Please, tell me, really!

-Haha! No man! What the fuck! try to relax, ok? I think you're been too sharanoid right now.

by superfun February 9, 2009

caranoid

Paranoid but correct

She was completely caranoid about the fact that Jim was following her.

They were caranoid that their emails were being monitored at work.

by Chloeoc August 17, 2008

sparanoid

sparanoid = stupid + paranoid

bambi...let go of that conspiracy theory, you're just being sparanoid

by ClassyPhD August 6, 2007

sparanoid

sparanoid = stupid + paranoid

bambi...let go of that conspiracy theory, you're just being sparanoid

by ClassyPhD August 7, 2007

Scareanoid

Scareanoid: when a person is feeling scared and paranoid at the same time.

A cop rolled through just as Jaqweese and Sharonda both took a huge hit of butt-crack in the big k parking lot. After seeing the cop both girls were very scared they may get in trouble.

Hence once home,for the rest of the night they put toilet paper in the door peep-hole, took turns peeking out the window blinds.paranoia set in once they saw the cop.leaving them both scared and paranoid scareanoid.

by La' Undadeeznutz February 11, 2025

Shamanoid

greatest player in exwow , the 1337 king , the destroyer of kirs , hitler , one of the gods in the council of awesome, the rape train

YOU WILL NEVER BE SHAMANOID

by The Devirginiser September 25, 2011