(Noun) A period of time lasting 239 hours.
He was fired after a single Scaramucci.
by TotallyVindicated July 31, 2017
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To start a job and use your first paycheck for a cocaine bender which results in a public rant against your boss only to lose said job within the 30-day trial period
Tony pulled a scaramucci last weekend and his boss said, "You're fired."
by Ricey Potato August 1, 2017
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Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.
I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.

What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
by Dharma Midget July 30, 2017
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A time period of 11 days.

Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who served as White House Director of Communications from July 21 to July 31, 2017.

Scaramucci confirmed this 11-day time period in a tweet on October 22, 2020, stating, "Tomorrow starts the last Scaramucci (11 days) of the race."
It's October 23 and we're one Scaramucci away from election day on November 3.
by LVBOA October 24, 2020
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The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.
Wow, that guy is just sitting at home giving himself a Scaramucci. How sad.
by Jake Crystal July 28, 2017
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the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.
Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.
by Fred Ghurkin July 24, 2017
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common misspelling for scaramouche

i forgot what comes next
a: have you seen scaramucci?
b: scara who now?
a: the guy from genshin!
b: oh you meant scaramouche?
a: ...yes.
by chrïstïne June 21, 2021
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