The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

Soft Sex Scandal

When a female tries to convince you, that they really only want or like Soft Sex all of the sudden, after being pounded and fucked deep and hard for a year and half, with the results being 1000’s of body trembling orgasms.

Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.

This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.

Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.

1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.

2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 2, 2019

Michigan sandstorm

Snort cocaine Through your ass and fart it out onto another person

Yo I got mad drunk last night and Michigan sandstormed with this fat hooker from Wisconsin

by Adogg69 September 27, 2013

Scandees

Verb: Performing toe felatio and/or tonguing the spaces between them.

Andrew got scandees on his big one from his sister-in-law.

by Seednacs February 9, 2013

Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.

I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1

by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009

Stark Sands

Stark Sands is an actor and a singer most notably known for his roles as Tunny in the broadway casting of American Idiot and as Nate Fick in HBO's Generation Kill.

His mouth is the most glorious thing ever put on this earth, closely followed by his voice.

1: Man, that guy is really hot.
2: Dude, that's Stark Sands.
1: Who?
2: I know you've seen Generation Kill. He's the hotass mofo who played Nate.
1:PERSONAL FEELINGS, SIR.

by docbitchface October 19, 2011

scandalisim

When someone is doing something scandalous or when something such as a song or a movie has a scandalous ora about it

Steve: Hey, that line from that Lady Gaga song "I wanna take a ride on you disco stick" is pretty scandalous
Ron: I know eh, that whole song has lots of scandalisims like that

by kholdstar March 10, 2009