Scallop

To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch

Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents

by sdaGFSHDJHSFDASF March 11, 2018

Scallop

To prance around gleefully.

The children scallop around the winery hillside.

by BenRoberts April 15, 2022

Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.

Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.

by LowellThomas September 28, 2013

scallop bag

testicles, the testosticles, nads, gnards, marbles, jewels, balls, huevos, coinpurse, nuts, sack, satchel, berries, junk, privates, swimsuit parts, weinie-pops

Damn, can you believe that his own golfball ricocheted and hit him in the scallop bag!?!

by BOBBY!!! December 18, 2008

scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.

Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.

by MonRolly August 30, 2017

Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023

what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

by acallops May 15, 2023