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Scause

From the show "South Park"

A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.
I got my new brown scause in support of the STANground foundation.
by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012
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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008
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scasty

Combination of the words "scary" and "nasty"
Used to describe something awkwardly ugly, funny, or weird
You may add suffixes or prefixes (as seen in examples 3-5)
1. "Mr. Bean's face is so scasty!!!"
2. The way Arnold Schwarzenegger talks is really scasty.
3. That girl ran away scastily.
4. You're such a scaster!
5. I'm the scast master!
by HaleemaDee May 9, 2011
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Scavs

The most annoying motherfuckers in the game Escape from Tarkov. They are almost bullet-proof, often found in groups and they will kill you with shitty MP-5 from 50m distance with headshot.
>shoots scavs in the head with AKM
>scav doesnt die
>scav shoots me in the chest with kedr
>instantly dies

fuck this game imma head out
by Tarkov Escaper October 14, 2019
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scagabanger

scagabanger truck drivers aint nobody they aint nothin
by CANNOBALL February 14, 2010
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scaggy

Used as an adjective to describe something as nasty or disgusting.
Dude, I wouldn't swim in there, that waters scaggy.
by Drew285 March 27, 2009
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scabsman

A union worker who supports nonunion crossing of a picket line
Why are those union scabsman laborers allowing crossing of the picket line?
by Harold The mountain lion. November 7, 2019
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