Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

by Guildholm August 15, 2018

sawing wood

a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion

Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.

by Benjamin Franklin Gates January 17, 2008

Sawing Logs

Giving a man a rough handjob.

My arms are so tired, I've been sawing logs all day.

by Tucker Brant June 29, 2021

Sawing cedars

A britsh columbian variation to sawing logs.

Someone who snores loudly when sleeping

Everybody was still up partying and I was
Sawing cedars in the other room.

by Taotyton August 13, 2013

notch sawing

The act of a bull dyke and a male to female transsexual scissoring is notch sawing.

Mrs. Garrison and Tammy were notch sawing scissoring all night long.

by MackJr November 20, 2016

Keep sawing wood

To persevere despite the boring and difficult nature of a long project.

That new kid in accounting will just keep sawing wood. With a work ethic like that, he's going to straight to the top of this company!

by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011

Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009