Possibly one of the greatest villains ever. He is also one of the most original (The LOTR has been around before star wars). He's pretty awesome when he sends a bunch of guys flying through the air. Nice armoured suit too. It's a shame you don't see him very often. No one really knows what his face looks like either.
Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction oneseyes to become extremely red.
When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.