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When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.
That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong
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by LSDemonKid October 13, 2017
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