tendo satori

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.

Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay

by Insta is samandcolby.memes_ April 18, 2020

Kai Satou

chef man

kai satou is the best your turn to die character

by qekomarubidai October 26, 2020

Gojo Satoru

the strongest. thats it, thats the definition

Gojo Satoru? Oh, you mean the strongest twink in jjk? Yeah

by scarf arf April 18, 2021

gojo satoru

a character from jujutsu kaisen which is also one of the hottest and sexiest characters ive ever seen in my entire life i want him to tie me with his blindfold. hes also a god

ahhh gojo satoru is so hot!!

i know, right?!

by yuri✨💅 November 29, 2020

Satoru Gojo

A fine ass teacher omg. Tall. Beautiful eyes. STRONGGG???? and INTELLIGENT??? wow. what more can i ask for. Anyways this mf comes out in Jujutsu Kaisen go watch it lol.

“Wow have you seen the new anime adaption of Jujutsu Kaisen?”

“Yup omg! but did you see Satoru Gojo though?”

by Sistinechapel December 5, 2020

saboturd

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.

"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."

by br0d January 17, 2005

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

by PWS27 May 10, 2017