sardines on a whisk broom

A woman's vagina. More specifically, during sexual excitement and lubrication. Also the act of act of performing cunillingus.

I had a date with Mary, and the dessert was sardines on a whisk broom.

If you thought caviar was fishy, try sardines on a whisk broom!

My girlfriend is menstruating... so this time the sardines on a whisk broom came with ketchup.

by Arcanum Man November 4, 2009

hairy sardines

a pussy thats hairy and smells really bad like a can of old rotten spoiled smelly sardines

yo man....I love to eat hairy sardines

my girlfriend has hairy sardines

my boyfriend told me that he likes hairy sardines

by kenna45678 June 7, 2009

Sweaty Sardines

When your testicles are sweating.

Hey I gotta go change I got some sweaty sardines.

by SardineSucker November 8, 2016

alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

CP sardines

When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.

I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!

by DafunkyWERDman April 25, 2017

Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021

Sauce the sardines

1. To share gossip.

Synonyms: spread rumors, spread gossip, circulate rumors, spill tea, spread stories, tittle-tattle, tattle, talk, whisper, tête à tête, tell tales, stories, muckrake, tidbit

Past tense: Sauced the sardines

"I watched Marsha and Abby in the corner sauce the sardines in private."

“You told me you had sardines to sauce, what is it?”

by Becutestaymute July 31, 2019