Where you go to let your soul die. Everyone knows everyone there is no secrets. Can’t find a real friend here for the life of you, oh and dating ? Forget about it. everyone just gets passed around like one giant incest pool. the police department all locals. just mad they weren’t popular in high school so they take it out on whoever they feel like. also if you’re even mildly of any color other than white you will feel like u never fit in no matter how many years you live here it is run by white prejudice people it is what it is. There is no growth opportunity here for a young adult whatsoever. Basically a giant white retirement home so if you like to have nothing to do on a Friday and constantly be talked about and backstabbed your whole life come on down.
by LickmehballZ January 3, 2023
A city in SW Florida that is 50% elderly retirees, 25% black thugs, and 25% white trailer trash meth or heroin addicts. The blacks and dirty whites constantly try to kill themselves and each other off, while the old folks call 911 to complain about all the noise from the gunfire reaching their penthouse condo. Meanwhile, local police insist there is no crime here.
Straight outta Sarasota yo! Bang bang skeet skeet! Wanna get fcked up? Just do it quiet so granny don't complain!
by Choadly McChoad April 28, 2018
Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.
by Dan00 July 23, 2008
the place where driving is like moving around cones, because of the snowbirds whose buicks are the size of Tulsa. The place where ridiculously pale midwestern tourists come down to visit their redneck counterparts and show off their new tribal tattoos and trendy abercrombie board shorts while they get hammered at the daquiri deck. the place that feigns diversity and sophistication because it is still segregated (admit it), but most of all it is the sweetest town on the gulf coast, with some of the most beautiful babies (all local) and the best weather one could ever ask for. SRQ, represent.
by Snooty the manatee April 5, 2005
A place where I live and you vacation.
Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.
One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.
Yeah, have fun.
Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.
One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.
Yeah, have fun.
hey, hey guys, im going to Sarasota to see my 90 year old grandparents, and there i will marvel at the fact that IT SUCKS.
by vengance May 20, 2006
Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?
by tyler batemen July 16, 2008
A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
by Teratoma April 16, 2010