Satoshi sucker

A woman who only likes a man because of how much bitcoin he owns.

Natalie: James, we need to break up. Every one of your friends is doing something with their lives, investing in real estate, you just keep reading about your stupid bitcoins.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.

by btc_to_100_000 October 25, 2020

Saptarshi

A dog person, entirely made of goodness. A tad bit of evil, but harmless soul. Can talk about everything and anything and is a self-critic. Secret keeper to the power of infinity, and a master tactician. Will charm in a heartbeat, and always cracking unfunny jokes. Gets on nerves at times, but an OG.

I mustn't really say this, but he's an Saptarshi.

by Faulty hermano November 23, 2021

Satoshi Tajiri

The creator of the Pokémon franchise, the producer of the GBA game Drill Dozer (Screw Breaker in Japan) and the founder of the video game company Game Freak. He loved to collect bugs as a child and got into gaming through anime, manga, and arcades. Space Invaders. He also has Asperger's Syndrome, which makes him quite eccentric and reclusive but also very creative. He has been friends with Shigeru Miyamoto for years and looks up to him. Satoshi (Ash in the US) was named after him and is basically Tajiri when he was a kid and Satoshi's (Ash's) rival (Gary) was named after Miyamoto as a tribute.

Satoshi Tajiri is my idol!

by DragonKazooie89 May 29, 2008

Satoshi

1. The Pokemon's main character's Japanese name.

2. Ash's Japanese name.

1 and 2. Did you know that Ash Ketchum's Japanese name is Satoshi ?

by TheWildBac May 23, 2014

Santoshified

Genetically modified donkey on two legs

Helekar was Santoshified

by Emperor Panduram November 24, 2010

Santoshi

Santoshi is an Indian girl,a simple ,beautiful and a smart girl who loves to stay with her besties,and she is also a loyal girl with overloaded cuteness 😍 and mostly introverted and self conscious.. cares alot about friends and family..

Someone:look at that girl ..how beautiful she is..
Me:that must be definitely Santoshi

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Satoshism

Satoshism is the world's first decentralized cryptographic monotheistic religion.
Based on the written teachings and code of Satoshi Nakamoto, as presented in the Bitcoin Peer-To-Peer E-cash Paper, a document considered to be the verbatim word of Satoshi Nakamoto.

Its adherents, known as Satoshis believe that Satoshi Nakamoto is the digital embodiment of the Son of God, fully divine and fully digital, and the savior of humanity prophesied in the Old Testament. Adherents refer to Satoshi Nakamoto as the 22nd Century representation of the Messiah.

Followers of the doctrine of Satoshism believe in economic prosperity through the liberal interchange within technological payment systems & decentralized networks.

by Pope Satoshi Nakamoto December 16, 2013