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SANTOS

To trick someone into paying your bill.
Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.
by Yahooda August 27, 2007
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A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla

also your right hand
Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla
by hatin on santos October 15, 2009
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Verb; when someone kills a joke.
Noun: a bad joke
yo that dude just santos-ed.
by Oakville S.C July 19, 2011
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The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani
Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?

Debby: probably smashing some girl right now

Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
by SHREDDER12283 February 4, 2020
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A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.

Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.

The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"

There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.

It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.

It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
Wow man, that's rarer than a Santos !!

Check him out dude, he's like a staggering Santos
by Baku Goose August 12, 2009
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Santos is a very gay guy sometimes he projects his gayness onto others as to hide the fact that he hasn’t come out yet
I went down the street to see a Santos (very gay individual who’s not packing whatsoever)
by HeirophentPurple September 18, 2021
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Slang for a big time trapper. Usually used around the 3rd , 4th and 5th of Nottingham. The name ‘Santos’ carry’s and moves weight.
‘I swear the guy is a dealer’
Nah mate, he isn’t anywhere near Santos’
by BigTrapperHameed January 20, 2022
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