spankypants

An affectionate name from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

by sheryl williams December 25, 2007

Snydypants

1. A metrosexual guy that enjoys emo, the Boston Red Sox and proclaiming to the public about his sexual encounters with girls he's used for their reputation.
2. A guy who tends to piss himself while under the influence of alcohol. Sometimes may occur in a roommate's laundry basket or on a girlfriend.

So I had sex with this girl last night but she was busted so it was just a snydypants. Her father is Bruce Willis and now I can say I had sex with Bruce Willis' daughter.

Dude you won't believe what happened last night, I went to shack with this girl and I completely pulled a snydypants on her.

by :o) :o) July 16, 2008

candypants

term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.

"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."

by V-rizzle July 12, 2007

sassypants

Somebody who needs to be slapped, right now.

Jess: Why is Bridgett being such a sassypants?
Erika: I dunno but she needs to be slapped, right now.

by SteveLeave98118 August 21, 2011

candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 20, 2006

Scannypants

A chic hoe who enjoys skateboarding and nautical buffets. Has a strong exterior but is soft on the inside, almost like a chocolate truffle. The best kind. Enjoys long walks to the fridge rather than the beach, because she would rather catch food than catch crabs. Both intellectually and visually appealing. Often appears aloof but it is all part of her ambiguous demeanor. She enjoys a reel and an oul Limerick or two. Who doesn't.

What a scannypants.

by hanmeister May 23, 2016

Snydypants

1. A person who loves to wear pants and not your everyday version of pants though. It is a person who pounds full handles of vodka without thinking and then finds himself just in their boxers WITHOUT pants.
2. Must also like Dr. Pepper and Pink Shirts

Justin was so drunk the other night, he definelty was Snydypants

by Morgan Hunter July 16, 2008